Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD. It has been years and years since that most important birthday which led to your current stranded situation on a METEOR. You've gotten over your despair about your position in life--now you've moved onto attempts to FIX EVERYTHING.

You are still just as ANNOYINGLY CHIPPER and oftentimes OBLIVIOUS as always. You also still have cool WINDY POWERS and dig PARANORMAL STUFF and ANIMALS WITH MUSTACHES.

You are LIVING. That's a GOOD START.

okay the “ghosts” and “haunted” tags on tumblr are totally lame. where’s a guy supposed to get his paranormal activity interests on?

POSTED 1 year ago