Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD. It has been years and years since that most important birthday which led to your current stranded situation on a METEOR. You've gotten over your despair about your position in life--now you've moved onto attempts to FIX EVERYTHING.

You are still just as ANNOYINGLY CHIPPER and oftentimes OBLIVIOUS as always. You also still have cool WINDY POWERS and dig PARANORMAL STUFF and ANIMALS WITH MUSTACHES.

You are LIVING. That's a GOOD START.

haha mr. turtle you can’t even try to look scary you’re too slow to draw a gun within a reasonable time!!

haha mr. turtle you can’t even try to look scary you’re too slow to draw a gun within a reasonable time!!

POSTED 1 year ago ♥ 76 notes
Tag(s): #Turtles #Animals #Mustaches
♥ 76 notes
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    OMG I WANT THIS TURTLE!
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  5. seagreenfuzziehedgehog reblogged this from animalswithmustaches and added:
    Oh yeahh (;
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  8. palhonchosupreme reblogged this from animalswithmustaches and added:
    haha mr. turtle you can’t even try to look scary you’re too slow to draw a gun within a reasonable time!!
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  14. groovy-moustaches reblogged this from animalswithmustaches and added:
    This turtle isn’t awkward :-{ D
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  18. nolabelsac reblogged this from animalswithmustaches and added:
    I had a turtle like this(but without the mustach).His name was Speedy and he fit in my hand!He died though.I miss him....
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  33. knsculpt reblogged this from animalswithmustaches and added:
    i have that same kind of tortoise :D
  34. dream-and-never-stop-believing reblogged this from animalswithmustaches and added:
    Just so adorable
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